Billy: I like em really young and raw. So they don’t taste like bananas.
Tag Archives: innuendo
Who’s the Lettuce
Christine: I can drive. Sean: Cool. Christine: So it’ll be you, me, Paka, Vince and Brian in my car. {Vince walks up} Christine: I’m gonna be in a man sandwich all day! Vince: What the hell!
Taking it for the Team
Jen: I am the You of this campus right now. Sean: An enviable position to be sure. Jen: It’s okay, but I can’t get used to all this bending over. Sean: You get used to it eventually. I mean…hey!
Allergic
Frink: I don’t like nuts. They make my mouth itch.
Mostly the Soft Taffy
Alex: Jen always gets scared when I pull my candy out too soon.
So Polite
sean: snatch, always a pleasure
MASSiVE
sean: oh yea, look at my massive 2 inches…
Good Girl
lora: I played with it until it discharged.
Messy Eaters
Alex: I don’t want the frosting to get on the napkin. Jen: I don’t care where it goes as long as it ends up in my mouth at some point.
Carnal Candy
Sean: I would never try to pressure you into opening up your Fun Dip. (Regarding the tasty tasty sugary snack pack, of course.)
Cleanup is a Bitch
Jennifer (to Wes about Christy): “Good thing you stopped her. She was about to feel special all over the office.”
Stroke School
Alex: I know how to stroke. Christy: Your mama taught you that. Alex: You taught me that! You sat me down and taught me how to stroke an image.
Lots of Alphabet Left
Josh (to Naseem) – What are you up to right now? Naseem – (pause) Kash….. Phil – You’re up to Kash?? blink blink Sean – What does that mean? Mike – I don’t know.. but it sounds illegal…