(Tyler enters the bar, covered in a layer of sweat from dancing for hours at a club) Christine: Tyler, you’re really sweaty. Tyler: Christine, you DON’T want to have sex with me. My wife has to hold up dish towels to my face when we do it because I sweat so much. *shocked pause* Tyler …
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Sordid Sorting Hat
(the mocking sean hour continues) jen: do you wear the sorting hat when you go online to harry potter sex chatrooms? sean: how do you think i get all the witches? jen: i really don’t want to think about that “I sort you into the house that dances around a little and takes off your …
Beats Lectures
Deter7: hey steve, where’s your favorite place to have sex? Auto response from SMcGheek: in class.. Deter7: heheheh
Both at Once?
(after an advertisement on tv for some new medicine) alex: I hate when depression medicine gets in the way of my sex. sean: i hate when sex gets in the way of my depression
It’s All in the Marketing
Tobin: Of all the things that are hard to sell, I don’t think sex is one of them Jen: I’ve had some difficulty….
Not Even Oral
Sean: What were they thinking? There’s no sex in the server room.
It was All Consensual
Mika: It’s not like when my mom and dad had sex and my dad hacked off my mom’s arm. Steve: Goodnight!