Sean, while wearing black clothes, hockey skates and a ski mask: “This is what’s called my friendly look. I think it says ‘Hey, I’m approachable.’”
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Posted by: Anonymous
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Alex: I could be downloading some serious porn right now if it weren’t for all these damn AIM conversations.
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Sean (reading upsetting new additions to quotes page): Let’s see… a couple fucks, a few shits, and a silly ass in a pear tree.
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Alex: “Dark khaki” sounds stupid.
Sean: It has a hex value: DDB76B.
Jen: DFB33B (flustered)…f#ck!
Sean: Sorry, you can’t code for “f#ck”.
Alex: Yeah, and I would make my background color “f#ck”. (Jennifer falls down on the floor dying of coke burns…see below.)
Sean: Yes, and it would induce orgasm on page loading.Posted by: Jen -
Jen: !’m n0t g0ing to be d0wn there f0r g@$ping @nd n0 fucking!
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Jen: I was drinking coke – *gasp* – and then I was laughing – *gasp* – and then the coke was in my throat – *gasp* – and then the coke started going back up my throat – *gasp* – and then I had to lie on the ground and try to make it go back down my throat – *sigh* – and it burns…..
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Alex: Do you care about me, Sean?
Sean: No one cares about your silly-a$$ style sheets.
Alex: There goes your ride home, sh!tface.
(And later…)Alex: Know what I like about Jen? Nothing.Posted by: Jen -
Alex (while struggling with style sheets): F#cking sh!th@le!
F#cking Randall! It always works when he does it! I hate him with all of my hate!Posted by: Jen -
Sean: I fail to see what that has to do with anything.
Alex: Why don’t you shut the f#ck up?!? Ever think of THAT, jerkwad?Posted by: Jen
