Lora: *Pointing at her own head* Do you ever get that “empty feeling” RIGHT HERE?
Monthly Archives: April 2000
Humor thru Theft
Billy: Wanna know something disturbing? I called to check my credit card balance and the guy on the phone asked for my account number. When I gave it to him, he said “hee hee hee” and the line went dead.
Dressed Sharply
(Lopaka walks by in a suit-looking ready for Wall Street) (Matt stops dead in his tracks-looking scared) Matt: Oh shit. (waits) What are you doing? Lopaka: Applying for your position.
This Rag Better Be Clean
(Andy walks in out of the rain.) Andy: Can you toss me a rag? (Jennifer tosses him a rag.) Andy (wiping off his computer case): Oh, my poor baby…
Pinch His Aryan Cheeks
Christine: He was so cute…”You’re the cutest little Nazi I ever saw.” (Regarding Edward Norton in American History X)
Desperate Times
Sean: I guess Valentine’s Day brings out the desparation in all of us. Alex: *blank stare* Sean: *apologetic* NOT to say that you’re not an attractive man….
That Many ‘Neeners’?
Sean tells Alex about a segment on Dateline NBC about a kid who was born a boy but raised a girl because his circumcision was botched. Sean: [continued]…hehe, that was the title. Alex: it was called “hehe”? Alex: that’s cruel. Sean: it was called “neener neener neener you don’t gotta weener”
Robin the Player
Sean: cuz gee willickers batman, we shouldn’t have to think hard before we have lunch and screw some groupies
They’re a Lovely People
Randall: Digital Unix? It’s not american. Alex: No, it’s digital. From digitania. Wes: Huh, what are the people from there called? Randall: *matter of fact* Digits!
Unix Danger
Wes: Someone is going to send you an email. Lopaka: Who? Wes: What does this command do? (writing on whiteboard) grep –> quotes.html Lopaka: Oh sh!t. He erased the quotes page!!!!
Wanna Shake my Hand?
Tobin: I just got that sudden urge to go play with my poop again.
It’s All in the Marketing
Tobin: Of all the things that are hard to sell, I don’t think sex is one of them Jen: I’ve had some difficulty….
I’m Totally Listening
Alex: You ever have an event in life the aftermath of which gives you the ability to relate to sappy sad 80’s songs? Tobin: Yeah…. Tobin: I have no idea what you’re talking about right now.
Lifestyle Choices
Alex: … anyway, I used to think that girl was really cute when I watched that show. Christy: Well I used to think that too, until I decided that I wasn’t a lesbian. Alex: That must have been a hard choice to make. Sean: Yes, but we all have to make that decision at some …
I’m on a Contract
overheard while walking to phelps girl: no, sorry, i cant. i have to help my ex-boyfriend wax his chest.