Driving downtown in the morning. Two leaves are stuck between the car hood and the windshield. They flap in the wind. Alex: See the little leaves. They dance in the breeze, like children. Jen: That was beautiful. Alex: I HATE THEM! I WISH THEY WOULD GO AWAY AND DIE!
Monthly Archives: July 2002
Verdana is Fish
(while discussing what font to use on ICQ) Jessica: verdana? looks like Arial. everything looks like Arial. Arial is like the chicken of fonts.
Private Parts, Second Class
Steve H. : Sgt. Dickerheimer just picked Matt up. Jen: Tell me that’s not really his name. Steve: Nah, its Hollinger or something. But I liked Dickenheimer better. Jen: It’s a good one.
Mustard Bandwidth
(around lunchtime, in two different locations) alex: man i’m so hungry sean: so hungry you’re hungy eh. i should make me a samich alex: then feed it to me sean: my cable modem does not support the food protocol alex: stupid cox. alex: i ate a pizza over dsl the other day alex: it was …
Restrain the One You Love
DEM0NH00D: pretty cheap averybridgette: whats cheap averybridgette: your prostitute? DEM0NH00D: yeah DEM0NH00D: she fell apart DEM0NH00D: i was disappointed DEM0NH00D: couldn’t even get my money back averybridgette: at least you have the sheep DEM0NH00D: i mean, that was bus fare averybridgette: and your handcuffs DEM0NH00D: the sheep will never leave me DEM0NH00D: because i have …
So Polite
sean: snatch, always a pleasure