feeding jen a useful car fact for future conversations alex:ok, try this: the new SVT Mustang Cobra does zero to sixty in 4.5 seconds and pulls .9 Gs on the skidpad. Those are impressive numbers for 35 thousand dollars…. now you say it. jen: the new VCM Cobra does zero to sixty in 42 seconds …
Yearly Archives: 2002
Gang Gagging
alexatitp (10:45:31 AM): lolly gaggling and tom foolery are sure paths to raddness ruination stealthjeffer (10:46:11 AM): i don’t know about you, but i wouldn’t mind gagging lolly.
Don’t Ask Questions
tobin: i found a cuban in my mom’s underwear drawer once.
They Love Bud Light
alex: dude, i was hitting that beer bong like a 4 year old!
He Has 3 Suggestions
lora: hey, is there any place we can put tobin’s huge package?!
Ugly All Around
(while watching a seinfeld outtake) alex: if i had to be an ugly old man, i’d want to be jerry stiller. tobin: if i had to be an ugly old man… i’d want to be your mom.
The Chin Misses Them So
echo conversation: tobin: I’ll go grab one. alex: grab something else for me, would ya? MY NUTS tobin: where’d you leave ’em? I couldn’t find ’em in their regular place…. MY CHIN
Whizz
(alex, while writing a paper for class) i feel a surge of genius coming or is that urine? whoops. it was urine
Beats Lectures
Deter7: hey steve, where’s your favorite place to have sex? Auto response from SMcGheek: in class.. Deter7: heheheh
Chewbacca’s Thang?
jen: shotgun, bang! what’s up with sean’s thang? alex: i wanna know? where does he sit? jen: wait up, hold up, mr. driver! like Chewbacca, he’s a sexy navigator!
Hand Over the Lunch Money
SMcGheek: randall is one big nerd: http://www.isber.ucsb.edu/~randall/l400/ SMcGheek: he got that computer today. JenRHock: randalls such a big nerd, even I wanna beat him up and take his lunch money. SMcGheek: well put SMcGheek: i might have to quote you on that JenRHock: thats fine. that nerd compiled his own custom kernel. JenRHock: he should …