feeding jen a useful car fact for future conversations
alex:ok, try this: the new SVT Mustang Cobra does zero to sixty in 4.5 seconds and pulls .9 Gs on the skidpad. Those are impressive numbers for 35 thousand dollars…. now you say it.
jen: the new VCM Cobra does zero to sixty in 42 seconds and pulls 6.9 Gs on the skidpad. all that for 30 grand? impressive.
Updates from May, 2002 Toggle Comment Threads | Keyboard Shortcuts
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Alex
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Alex
alexatitp (10:45:31 AM): lolly gaggling and tom foolery are sure paths to raddness ruination
stealthjeffer (10:46:11 AM): i don’t know about you, but i wouldn’t mind gagging lolly. -
Sean
tobin: i found a cuban in my mom’s underwear drawer once.
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Sean
alex: dude, i was hitting that beer bong like a 4 year old!
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Sean
lora: hey, is there any place we can put tobin’s huge package?!
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(while watching a seinfeld outtake)
alex: if i had to be an ugly old man, i’d want to be jerry stiller.
tobin: if i had to be an ugly old man… i’d want to be your mom. -
Alex
echo conversation:
tobin: I’ll go grab one.
alex: grab something else for me, would ya? MY NUTStobin: where’d you leave ’em? I couldn’t find ’em in their regular place…. MY CHIN
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Sean
(alex, while writing a paper for class)
i feel a surge of genius coming
or is that urine?
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Stevem
Deter7: hey steve, where’s your favorite place to have sex?
Auto response from SMcGheek: in class..
Deter7: heheheh
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Alex
jen: shotgun, bang! what’s up with sean’s thang?
alex: i wanna know? where does he sit?
jen: wait up, hold up, mr. driver! like Chewbacca, he’s a sexy navigator! -
Stevem
SMcGheek: randall is one big nerd: http://www.isber.ucsb.edu/~randall/l400/
SMcGheek: he got that computer today.
JenRHock: randalls such a big nerd, even I wanna beat him up and take his lunch money.
SMcGheek: well put
SMcGheek: i might have to quote you on that
JenRHock: thats fine. that nerd compiled his own custom kernel.
JenRHock: he should be warned the beating is coming. 😉
SMcGheek: but somehow cant seem to make a link to show it off. lame nerd.
JenRHock: his nerdness has no staying power.
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