sean: i’m eating easter candy. does that make me a bad jew? jen: you can’t eat the candy if you’ve killed our Lord. jen: unless, while he was being crucified, he was stuck with a spear and candy fell out sean: oooh. our lord the piñata. the holy grail was actually a candy bowl! jen: …
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Sinner Airlines
(in regards to a story about an airline pilot asking christian passengers to identify themselves so non-christians could talk to them about their faith) jen: i just read that. [mock pilot announcment] “if you’re a christian, raise your hand so non-christians can punch you in the face.” sean: “i’ll be available after the flight so …
Holy Kernels
(while walking thru an outdoor shopping center) Popcorn Vendor (calling out): Free samples, if you’d like to taste! Tessa: Did he just say “Free samples, for Christ’s sake.” ? Max: I don’t think so. Sean:: But that’d be a unique way to sell popcorn. Invoking the name of Jesus Christ.
2 Higher on the Religion Scale
“Atheist? So that’s better than Catholic right?” -said to me by my roomate.
Our Lord’s Paper Towel
While discussing a Catholic mass Dawn had recently attended… Narfa5 (1:57:39 PM): and i probably would have really gone off when i drank the wine Narfa5 (1:57:47 PM): they were using the communal cup too Narfa5 (1:57:50 PM): which is icky JenRHock (1:58:01 PM): no, no no! they wipe it with the Napkin of Our …
Polytheism Wins
“All those gods you made up in your head are figments of your imagination!” – Yelled by a man outside of a concert (Tori Amos, no less) carrying a sign that read “TRUST JESUS OR BURN IN HELL”
Jerk Jesus
Sean: I don’t think I’ve ever made baby Jesus cry. But I’ve tried. Oh, how I’ve tried.