Billy: Phil, you missed it last night, Sean taught Alex how to spoon.
Monthly Archives: June 1999
Carnal Candy
Sean: I would never try to pressure you into opening up your Fun Dip. (Regarding the tasty tasty sugary snack pack, of course.)
Very Alive…Now
Christine: (pulling on Billy’s keychain) Hey look….his pants are alive!
Also Drunk
Christy: “I’m graduated. Like a cylinder.”
Cleanup is a Bitch
Jennifer (to Wes about Christy): “Good thing you stopped her. She was about to feel special all over the office.”
Mmm, Monkey Brains
Ado: Doo doo doo, Monkey Brains, Monkey Brains…. Never has anything looked so gross but tasted soooo good.
A Real Man Now
Billy at Carrow’s: “Look everyone, i can make the snake grow.”
Freak Penmanship
Sean: Yes I write all my letters from the bottom up. It’s freakish. If you saw me writing on a chalkboard you’d laugh. Just like my physics class. But they learned. (throws Mr. Happy at the floor demonically)
Page me Again!
(as the pager beeps) Billy: Ah yes, and the party begins in my pants.