Christy – Quotes Page

Freak Penmanship

Sean: Yes I write all my letters from the bottom up. It’s freakish. If you saw me writing on a chalkboard you’d laugh. Just like my physics class. But they learned. (throws Mr. Happy at the floor demonically)

Keyzer Soze

Wes: I didn’t really like it [The Usual Suspects]. Sean: It won best screenplay bitch.

It’s All Infected

(Referring to Wes’s chair) Christy: See, now you’re starting to sound like him … it’s the chair. Sean: I should disinfect this thing before I sit down. Christy: Ew. It’s got cooties.

Popcorn Ain’t Food

Christy: I should go home and eat. Jennifer: Eating’s overrated. (as she stuffs a large handful of buttery popcorn into her mouth)

It’s Messy

Christy and Sean on checking out CD’s to users Christy: Usually we take the driver’s license … First born child… Sean: Yeeeess. I’ve seen the baby bin.

True Love

Sean: I have my slinky. I don’t need you people.

Stretched Thin

Phil: Sean, do you want to answer some Mac questions? Sean: More than ever… Wes: Hey, he was answering some here!

With Labcoats

Christy: He was kind of like lab. We experimented frequently.

War Games

Sean: (to Wess as he attacks Christy without provocation) Is this what they taught you in combat? Find the nearest girl and pick a fight? Then your self-esteem will be sky high and you’ll be ready to fight the Iraqis.

Effective Leadership

Wes: Says who? I make the rules.

Baby Face Jokes

Andy: How long have you skiied? Wes: Since I was 15. Sean: So for about a year and a half?

Screw Humor

Wes: Hey, hand me the Phillips. [screwdriver] Andy: Don’t call me Phil. You can call me Lips all you want.

The Only Lunchtime Odor

Mike: Smells like sandwich over here… maybe it’s my new cologne…Sandwich.

Advanced Dimensions

Kashyap: Okay all you geeks. I got someone out in the labs who wants to take a two dimensional object and make it 3-D. Is there an easy way to do that? Christy: Tell her to cross her eyes.

Security Killing

Sean: Do you think a moth would set off the sensors?… cuz I had to kill one the other night just to make sure.

More of a Fascist

Andy (to Christy): Why red? Why you like red so much…you a commie?

Eunuchs Gone Wild

Sean: Yup. Eunuchs are coming back in a big way. Mike: …Isn’t that what the new Mac OS is based on? Sean: You mean UNIX?

Stop. Slobbertime

Josh: Where’s the line drawn between attraction and sexual harrassment? Christy: When you drool on them. Mike: Yeah, now that’s love.

ADD Theater

Debbie: (playing with the dirty yucky slug) God, I almost want to eat this stuff…just to taste it….Has anyone TRIED to wash this? (then she proceeded to make it dance.)

So Many Choices

I like cheese that tastes like ass. -Debbie

Evil is so Subjective

I heard a rumor that you’re pure evil…is this true? -Sean

16 Shades of Naked

There ain’t nothin’ in the world like 16 color porn. -Sean

Pscyh!

I think women get into psych because they have some fundamental pathology they think they can solve themselves. (points at Christy) Case in point. -Matt D.