::While walking single file up a path:: Max: Sara you dropped… Sara: Is there something wrong with my ass?! Max:…your cigarettes.
Tag Archives: ass
Backside Pleasures
Billy:It’s 3:30 the backside is closed by now. Wes:The backside is always open for business!
Ready for My Closeup
“It doesn’t really matter to me, just as long as it’s tight on my ass.” – some college girl in a laundromat, referring to god knows what
Motorcycling
(As we view Wes from the car behind, he takes the opportunity to meticulously adjust his leather jacket while at a stop light on his motorcycle) Sean (in flighty Wes voice): Oh my, does this jacket make my ass look big?
That Ass Must Itch
Sean (reading upsetting new additions to quotes page): Let’s see… a couple fucks, a few shits, and a silly ass in a pear tree.
Presentation Skillz
Sean: Hello, this is professor klumfudder. i would like to file a complaint about one of your student presentors for my class. i think his name was Tommy Square or something. the point is, he came into the presentation stinking ass drunk. he slurred his speech, and when one of my students asked what your …
Seldom Sour
Andy: A piece of ass is always sweet.
Ass Button?
Josh: Sean, do you personify yourself through Mr. Happy? Sean: No…. Jennifer: Does that mean Sean has an ass button? (A few minutes later.) Sean:I don’t have an ass button. Mr. Happy doesn’t have an ass button. (Pauses for thoughtful ponderance.)
So Many Choices
I like cheese that tastes like ass. -Debbie