rehren: handy down parts suck. SMcGheek: its hand-me down. rehren: oh. [later] stevem@redigital:[~] % e “randall said you said you’d go if we went” | al Message from bushwacker@redigital.org on ttyp1 at 15:22 … randall also said ‘handy downs’ EOF
Monthly Archives: May 2001
And Playing Left Field…
randall: hey lopaka, do you know who [female name] is? lopaka: nope, i don’t think so. randall: oh… well, she used to be a man.
Jedi Transfer Protocol
rehren: k. ftp only access he has. SMcGheek: thanks yoda.
Work Smerk
Tobin, walking in two and a half hours late for work *looks around blankly* Tobin: … oops. *goes about his business*
Polka Rockin
Dawn, in AIM: “argh! all i want is freaking jungle love by steve miller band! is that too much to ask?” (and later…) “ooh, found steve meisner band: jammin! polkas.” (even later…) “oh yeah, this polka is jammin! “
With Nurse Crotch
“You’re lucky, here at the university we have the foremost researcher on Genital Warts, Dr.Cox.” – Completely serious ‘Human Sexuality’ professor.
Polytheism Wins
“All those gods you made up in your head are figments of your imagination!” – Yelled by a man outside of a concert (Tori Amos, no less) carrying a sign that read “TRUST JESUS OR BURN IN HELL”
Ready for My Closeup
“It doesn’t really matter to me, just as long as it’s tight on my ass.” – some college girl in a laundromat, referring to god knows what
Why Can’t I Stop
“I mean, who is this guy? And why is he watching me get naked?” – A comment from a friend, taken slightly out of context
Sorry, Only Know a Carrows
“You don’t know where Denny’s is? You call yourself men?” – Drunken skanky hos in front of an AM/PM in Riverside, CA (this was said to me and a group of my friends. there is no better way to describe the group of ‘women’ that said this. trust me)
Me Speel Gud
billy: How many “s”es are in “Rodman”?