*bored at work, singing garth brooks*
alex: “troubles I forgot ’em, I buried ’em in the sand. So bring me two pina coladas…”
*pause*
alex: line?
tobin: “heeeeey macarena!”
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alex: We need an office skateboard here like we had at IC.
tobin: Dude, this is the Institute for Theoretical Physics… we need an office hoverboard! -
Sean
(As we view Wes from the car behind, he takes the opportunity to meticulously adjust his leather jacket while at a stop light on his motorcycle)
Sean (in flighty Wes voice): Oh my, does this jacket make my ass look big?
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Alex
bored at work, alex sings the mickey mouse club song hoping for backup from sean
alex: M I C…
sean: r o p h o n e?
alex: K E Y…
sean: m a s t e r?
alex: M O U S E!
sean: e r c i s e! -
Alex
while on a work-out kick
alex: I’m going to go get the weights out of the shed in back.
stevem: Why, is it getting too heavy? -
Alex
sean:… then a snail spoke to me in latin. then i wet myself. then the story ended. did the snail speak to you too
alex: he’s speaking to me right now. he says you were a good lay.
tobin: wow, he really puts the “go” in escargot! -
Randall
ive got 4 or 5 girls that want to play. the only stipulation is that they are to be referred to as my harem.
- steve
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Alex
while playing super mario brothers 3
alex: a ba-bomb! *grabs ba-bomb*. let’s go, ba-bomb!
*alex dies holding a ba-bomb*
billy: you ba-blew it!
all: *painful groan*
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Sean
(theorizing on why Sean had a strange hallucination the morning before)
JennH: You must have eaten something bad.
Sean: i figured that i was either hallucinating or i had become a very powerful warlock in my sleep
JennH: Like week old milk or something.
Sean: no dairy products either, although i had fast food for dinner i think
JennH: That could probably do it.
JennH: Maybe it’s madcow disease in your hamburgers
Sean: it was chicken. you beef eaters can have your crazy cows
JennH: laughs
Sean: i’d rather have my hallucinogenic chicken, thank you very much -
Alex
sean: we’re good.
alex: TOO good.
sean: if we were any gooder, we’d have to beat the women off with a stick. and i don’t mean ‘that’ stick. -
Alex
alex: some like it hot but some sweat when the heat is on.
tobin: some like it cold but some shiver when their pants are gone. -
Sean
(also from the little yellow sheet at Jen’s b’day.)
(Tobin’s seemed inable to come up with something funny for the sheet. So someone wrote a theory about why that was the case..)
Tobin’s got writer’s cock.
childish, yes, but it’s even funnier because someone thought this phrase important enough to write it on the same sheet twice.
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Sean
(from the little yellow sheet at Jen’s b’day.)
(in regards to Gabe’s much maligned major)
So, if a geography major gets lost, does he get kicked out of the major? –sean
No, they just give him a rock hammer and call it close enough. –anon
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Jen
(After a commercial for K-Y Jelly.)
Jen: K-Y Jelly, for when you just don’t do it for her.
Alex: But still want her to do it for you.
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Sean
sean: something should happen tonight
alex: your words reach deep and question the very fabric of our frustrating miniature human existance
sean: you coulda said poo
alex: and now i wish i had
sean: but you didn’t and poo still came out -
Alex
(on the movie “Art of War”
Jen: Half man, half vampire, Wesley Snipes is Vampire 57! -
Alex
sean: I’m not into exactities. or real words either
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Alex
alex: I just laughed at myself.
sean: Oh the glory of mirrors.
*pause*
alex: Mirrors? … jerk! -
Sean
(after an advertisement on tv for some new medicine)
alex: I hate when depression medicine gets in the way of my sex.
sean: i hate when sex gets in the way of my depression
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