Monthly Archives: June 1998

Filthy Mice

Debbie: You know what they say about a dirty mouse? Christy: What, you have to wash it out with soap? Rob M. (to the mouse): You’re naughty.

Me and Michael Jackson you know (indicates her blotchy colored arm) – and we both like little boys – Debbie Yip

Ray – It’s the oldest carriage horse parade in the country. Christy – Gee. Ray – You do have to have cultural empathy.

How did I get chocolate there? [smells pant leg] ….. Is that chocolate? -Anonymous Office Staffer

Matt D. – How does this program flow? Debbie – Like butter baby.

Christy: Why don’t you become a consultant? Debbie: I don’t know…I don’t really like to deal with people. Christy: Debbie, you’re a receptionist!

That’s my new customer service technique: for every other call I hang up on them. – Tod

USER: I am having problems with my email. MIKA: What is your address? USER: 6### Del Playa.

“Stop squeezing my fruit!” –Christy

“And I have no idea which hole to plug it into…” – Chris L.

I am the tetris fucking master. – Matt Dunham

“Coleslaw is God’s way of saying, hey, add some sugar to that cabbage.” -Lopaka

Email from user: From: *******@mcl.ucsb.edu To: lopaka@mcl.ucsb.edu Subject: Help How do I send an email?

USER: Who is ‘Login’?

“I have diplomatic immunity in Taiwan. If I ever go back, they can’t touch me.” – andy

“Oh my god…this is so big…I don’t think I can get this in my mouth.” -Christy V. (e-mail her if you wanna know more)

SCs: “We need motivation.” Andy: (with his mouth full) “Hey, I’m eatin’ here.”