Debbie: You know what they say about a dirty mouse?
Christy: What, you have to wash it out with soap?
Rob M. (to the mouse): You’re naughty.
Updates from June, 1998 Toggle Comment Threads | Keyboard Shortcuts
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Christy
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Christy
Me and Michael Jackson you know (indicates her blotchy colored arm) – and we both like little boys – Debbie Yip
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Christy
Ray – It’s the oldest carriage horse parade in the country.
Christy – Gee.
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Sean
How did I get chocolate there?
[smells pant leg] …..
Is that chocolate?
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Christy
Matt D. – How does this program flow?
Debbie – Like butter baby. -
Christy
Christy: Why don’t you become a consultant?
Debbie: I don’t know…I don’t really like to deal with people.
Christy: Debbie, you’re a receptionist! -
Christy
That’s my new customer service technique: for every other call I hang up on them. – Tod
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Anonymous
USER: I am having problems with my email.
MIKA: What is your address?
USER: 6### Del Playa. -
Lopaka
“Stop squeezing my fruit!” –Christy
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Christy
“And I have no idea which hole to plug it into…” – Chris L.
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Christy
I am the tetris fucking master. – Matt Dunham
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Christy
“Coleslaw is God’s way of saying, hey, add some sugar to that cabbage.” -Lopaka
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Anonymous
Email from user:
From: *******@mcl.ucsb.edu
To: lopaka@mcl.ucsb.edu
Subject: HelpHow do I send an email?
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Anonymous
USER: Who is ‘Login’?
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Lambert
“I have diplomatic immunity in Taiwan. If I ever go back, they can’t touch me.” – andy
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Lambert
“Oh my god…this is so big…I don’t think I can get this in my mouth.” -Christy V. (e-mail her if you wanna know more)
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Anonymous
SCs: “We need motivation.”
Andy: (with his mouth full) “Hey, I’m eatin’ here.”
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