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  • Christy 3:05 pm on June 28, 1998 Permalink | Reply
    Tags: naughty   

    Debbie: You know what they say about a dirty mouse?
    Christy: What, you have to wash it out with soap?
    Rob M. (to the mouse): You’re naughty.

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  • Christy 9:44 am on June 28, 1998 Permalink | Reply
    Tags: celebrities   

    Me and Michael Jackson you know (indicates her blotchy colored arm) – and we both like little boys – Debbie Yip

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  • Christy 3:08 pm on June 27, 1998 Permalink | Reply
    Tags: culture   

    Ray – It’s the oldest carriage horse parade in the country.
    Christy – Gee.
    Ray – You do have to have cultural empathy.

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  • Sean 11:14 pm on June 26, 1998 Permalink | Reply
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    How did I get chocolate there?
    [smells pant leg] …..
    Is that chocolate?
    -Anonymous Office Staffer

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  • Christy 10:09 am on June 26, 1998 Permalink | Reply
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    Matt D. – How does this program flow?
    Debbie  – Like butter baby.

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  • Christy 9:10 pm on June 24, 1998 Permalink | Reply
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    Christy: Why don’t you become a consultant?
    Debbie:  I don’t know…I don’t really like to deal with people.
    Christy: Debbie, you’re a receptionist!

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  • Christy 8:11 am on June 24, 1998 Permalink | Reply
    Tags: good service   

    That’s my new customer service technique: for every other call I hang up on them.  – Tod

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  • Anonymous 4:31 pm on June 23, 1998 Permalink | Reply
    Tags: ,   

    USER: I am having problems with my email.
    MIKA: What is your address?
    USER: 6### Del Playa.

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  • Lopaka 11:47 am on June 22, 1998 Permalink | Reply
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    “Stop squeezing my fruit!”  –Christy

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  • Christy 10:14 am on June 21, 1998 Permalink | Reply
    Tags: , sexual dysfunction   

    “And I have no idea which hole to plug it into…” – Chris L.

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  • Christy 9:55 am on June 21, 1998 Permalink | Reply
    Tags: , , tetris   

    I am the tetris fucking master. – Matt Dunham

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  • Christy 7:15 pm on June 20, 1998 Permalink | Reply
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    “Coleslaw is God’s way of saying, hey, add some sugar to that cabbage.” -Lopaka

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  • Anonymous 12:32 pm on June 19, 1998 Permalink | Reply
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    Email from user:

    From:      *******@mcl.ucsb.edu
    To:        lopaka@mcl.ucsb.edu
    Subject:   Help

    How do I send an email?

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  • Anonymous 11:33 am on June 19, 1998 Permalink | Reply
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    USER: Who is ‘Login’?

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  • Lambert 3:41 pm on June 18, 1998 Permalink | Reply
    Tags: immunity, laws   

    “I have diplomatic immunity in Taiwan. If I ever go back, they can’t touch me.”   – andy

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  • Lambert 12:12 pm on June 17, 1998 Permalink | Reply
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    “Oh my god…this is so big…I don’t think I can get this in my mouth.” -Christy V. (e-mail her if you wanna know more)

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  • Anonymous 2:34 pm on June 16, 1998 Permalink | Reply
    Tags: , motivation,   

    SCs:  “We need motivation.”
    Andy:  (with his mouth full)  “Hey, I’m eatin’ here.”

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