Monthly Archives: January 2000

Saving Time

(this happens everyday, at 3 million words per second) Andy: Hilloo-thisiz-indy translation: Hello this is Andy

Tobin’s Digest

Tobin: This is Tobin’s stomach, if you don’t give him a break soon I’m going to start digesting him, and you’re next, tough guy!

And the Left Nipple?

Christy: There’s nothing wrong with nipple. Steve: Nope. In fact, there’s something quite RIGHT with it.

Then Press ‘Enlarge’

“anonymous”: I’m gonna drop my boys on the scanner. hee heeeee!!

Hick Teachers?

(regarding simile) Wes: I never had any hick relatives growing up, so I didn’t learn these things like Sean. Sean: What, like English?

Wes: This chick’s not the swiftest branch on the tree. Sean: What does THAT mean? Wes: Not the smoothest goblin on the church. Not the spikiest mace in the dungeon. Not the sharpest spike on your track shoes. (a short time later…) Wes: Ok, maybe it doesn’t make a whole lotta sense when you read …

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Awesome Power Moves Too

Christine: the cutest pokemon is called Scrotum

Lab Player

Naseem: I’m the most action this lab has ever seen.

Pass Times

Sean: When you can hear the ocean, that means you’re no longer connected to RBT. Alex: It also means you’re drowning. Sean: Which is less of a concern.