Matt D. – How does this program flow?
Debbie – Like butter baby.
What’s in a Title Though?
Christy: Why don’t you become a consultant?
Debbie: I don’t know…I don’t really like to deal with people.
Christy: Debbie, you’re a receptionist!
Service Lottery
That’s my new customer service technique: for every other call I hang up on them. – Tod
I Left My Email There
USER: I am having problems with my email.
MIKA: What is your address?
USER: 6### Del Playa.
Fresh Check
“Stop squeezing my fruit!” –Christy
SexEd Deficiency
“And I have no idea which hole to plug it into…” – Chris L.
Blocks FTW
I am the tetris fucking master. – Matt Dunham
Sweet Veggies
“Coleslaw is God’s way of saying, hey, add some sugar to that cabbage.” -Lopaka
Solved!
Email from user:
From: *******@mcl.ucsb.edu
To: lopaka@mcl.ucsb.edu
Subject: Help
How do I send an email?
Everyone
USER: Who is ‘Login’?
But They Can Shoot
“I have diplomatic immunity in Taiwan. If I ever go back, they can’t touch me.” – andy
That’s a Lamp
“Oh my god…this is so big…I don’t think I can get this in my mouth.” -Christy V. (e-mail her if you wanna know more)
Motivate Us
SCs: “We need motivation.”
Andy: (with his mouth full) “Hey, I’m eatin’ here.”