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So Smooth and Fatty

Matt D. – How does this program flow?
Debbie  – Like butter baby.

Posted byChristyJune 26, 1998January 30, 2010Posted inUncategorizedTags: foodLeave a comment on So Smooth and Fatty

What’s in a Title Though?

Christy: Why don’t you become a consultant?
Debbie:  I don’t know…I don’t really like to deal with people.
Christy: Debbie, you’re a receptionist!

Posted byChristyJune 24, 1998January 30, 2010Posted inUncategorizedTags: workplaceLeave a comment on What’s in a Title Though?

Service Lottery

That’s my new customer service technique: for every other call I hang up on them.  – Tod

Posted byChristyJune 24, 1998January 30, 2010Posted inUncategorizedTags: good serviceLeave a comment on Service Lottery

I Left My Email There

USER: I am having problems with my email.
MIKA: What is your address?
USER: 6### Del Playa.

Posted byAnonymousJune 23, 1998Posted inUncategorizedTags: college, emailLeave a comment on I Left My Email There

Fresh Check

“Stop squeezing my fruit!”  –Christy

Posted byLopakaJune 22, 1998February 2, 2010Posted inUncategorizedTags: boobsLeave a comment on Fresh Check

SexEd Deficiency

“And I have no idea which hole to plug it into…” – Chris L.

Posted byChristyJune 21, 1998January 30, 2010Posted inUncategorizedTags: oops, sexual dysfunctionLeave a comment on SexEd Deficiency

Blocks FTW

I am the tetris fucking master. – Matt Dunham

Posted byChristyJune 21, 1998January 30, 2010Posted inUncategorizedTags: cursing, games, tetrisLeave a comment on Blocks FTW

Sweet Veggies

“Coleslaw is God’s way of saying, hey, add some sugar to that cabbage.” -Lopaka

Posted byChristyJune 20, 1998January 30, 2010Posted inUncategorizedTags: foodLeave a comment on Sweet Veggies

Solved!

Email from user:

From:      *******@mcl.ucsb.edu
To:        lopaka@mcl.ucsb.edu
Subject:   Help

How do I send an email?

Posted byAnonymousJune 19, 1998Posted inUncategorizedTags: email, smartLeave a comment on Solved!

Everyone

USER: Who is ‘Login’?

Posted byAnonymousJune 19, 1998February 5, 2010Posted inUncategorizedTags: smartLeave a comment on Everyone

But They Can Shoot

“I have diplomatic immunity in Taiwan. If I ever go back, they can’t touch me.”   – andy

Posted byLambertJune 18, 1998January 30, 2010Posted inUncategorizedTags: immunity, lawsLeave a comment on But They Can Shoot

That’s a Lamp

“Oh my god…this is so big…I don’t think I can get this in my mouth.” -Christy V. (e-mail her if you wanna know more)

Posted byLambertJune 17, 1998January 30, 2010Posted inUncategorizedTags: oral fixationLeave a comment on That’s a Lamp

Motivate Us

SCs:  “We need motivation.”
Andy:  (with his mouth full)  “Hey, I’m eatin’ here.”

Posted byAnonymousJune 16, 1998Posted inUncategorizedTags: food, motivation, workplaceLeave a comment on Motivate Us

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