(this happens everyday, at 3 million words per second)
Andy: Hilloo-thisiz-indy
translation: Hello this is Andy
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Alex
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Alex
Tobin: This is Tobin’s stomach, if you don’t give him a break soon I’m going to start digesting him, and you’re next, tough guy!
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Alex
Christy: There’s nothing wrong with nipple.
Steve: Nope. In fact, there’s something quite RIGHT with it. -
Alex
“anonymous”: I’m gonna drop my boys on the scanner. hee heeeee!!
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Jen
(regarding simile)
Wes: I never had any hick relatives growing up, so I didn’t learn these things like Sean.
Sean: What, like English? -
Jen
Wes: This chick’s not the swiftest branch on the tree.
Sean: What does THAT mean?
Wes: Not the smoothest goblin on the church.
Not the spikiest mace in the dungeon.
Not the sharpest spike on your track shoes.(a short time later…)
Wes: Ok, maybe it doesn’t make a whole lotta sense when you read it, but the first time you hear it…..yeah…. -
Stevem
Christine: the cutest pokemon is called Scrotum
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Lambert
Naseem: I’m the most action this lab has ever seen.
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Jen
Sean: When you can hear the ocean, that means you’re no longer connected to RBT.
Alex: It also means you’re drowning.
Sean: Which is less of a concern. -
Jen
(While enduring a long, silent wait on RBT.)
Jen: Should I hang up and call again?
Sean and Alex: NO!
Alex: That’s not even funny to joke about. -
Jen
Sean: Oh, yeah, you’re my friend. Now I’ll kill you fast, instead of slow.
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Alex
Alex: I hear female voices
Wes: I like females!!!!
Jen: *sheepishly turns away and leaves with fear in her eyes* -
Alex
Sean: Don’t bite stumpy!
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Alex
Jen: whoa, those are masturbationarific!
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Phil
Wes: I can make thunder under my desk.
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Anonymous
Alex: Is it possible to fall in love with something you’ve worn on your feet?
Cause that’s what I’m feeling right now. -
Alex
Jen: tell [Jen] that I said hello.
Alex: ok, Jen says hello… that was weird.
Jen: you’re telling us!
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