Coworker 1: Chicks dig C++. Coworker 2: Not C, though. 1: Not C? 2: No way, man. C’s just…*shrugs*. But C++ is like, ninja shit.
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Now Read this FAQ
Shasta: So I was reading the cover of Network Magazine the other day.. Paka (interrupting): Wait wait! Say that again, slowly. It turns me on.
An Accurate Map
(Sean puts on a Mac OS X t-shirt that prominently displays a big blue X) Jess: Hey look, X marks the geek!
Mustard Bandwidth
(around lunchtime, in two different locations) alex: man i’m so hungry sean: so hungry you’re hungy eh. i should make me a samich alex: then feed it to me sean: my cable modem does not support the food protocol alex: stupid cox. alex: i ate a pizza over dsl the other day alex: it was …
Hand Over the Lunch Money
SMcGheek: randall is one big nerd: http://www.isber.ucsb.edu/~randall/l400/ SMcGheek: he got that computer today. JenRHock: randalls such a big nerd, even I wanna beat him up and take his lunch money. SMcGheek: well put SMcGheek: i might have to quote you on that JenRHock: thats fine. that nerd compiled his own custom kernel. JenRHock: he should …
Terminal Velocities
Narfa5 (2:46:57 PM): stupid physics lab Narfa5 (2:47:07 PM): it hates me and i hate it more JenRHock (2:57:05 PM): i hate you too. Narfa5 (2:57:38 PM): i think you and physics lab would get along well JenRHock (2:58:46 PM): we should have babies. Narfa5 (2:59:03 PM): mmm…little vectors Narfa5 (2:59:42 PM): you could throw …
Constant Carry
rehren: i’ll install it after work. rehren: i have the cd in my pocket SMcGheek: hah. ok. SMcGheek: just walkin around with software on you, eh? rehren: always
Handy Down
rehren: handy down parts suck. SMcGheek: its hand-me down. rehren: oh. [later] stevem@redigital:[~] % e “randall said you said you’d go if we went” | al Message from bushwacker@redigital.org on ttyp1 at 15:22 … randall also said ‘handy downs’ EOF
Jedi Transfer Protocol
rehren: k. ftp only access he has. SMcGheek: thanks yoda.
Eudora Master
alex: does anyone here claim to know eudora well? steve hock: i could claim it, but then i’d be a liar as well as a eudora expert.
This Rag Better Be Clean
(Andy walks in out of the rain.) Andy: Can you toss me a rag? (Jennifer tosses him a rag.) Andy (wiping off his computer case): Oh, my poor baby…
They’re a Lovely People
Randall: Digital Unix? It’s not american. Alex: No, it’s digital. From digitania. Wes: Huh, what are the people from there called? Randall: *matter of fact* Digits!
Unix Danger
Wes: Someone is going to send you an email. Lopaka: Who? Wes: What does this command do? (writing on whiteboard) grep –> quotes.html Lopaka: Oh sh!t. He erased the quotes page!!!!
Hex Sex
Alex: “Dark khaki” sounds stupid. Sean: It has a hex value: DDB76B. Jen: DFB33B (flustered)…f#ck! Sean: Sorry, you can’t code for “f#ck”. Alex: Yeah, and I would make my background color “f#ck”. (Jennifer falls down on the floor dying of coke burns…see below.) Sean: Yes, and it would induce orgasm on page loading.
CSS Mistress
Alex: Do you care about me, Sean? Sean: No one cares about your silly-a$$ style sheets. Alex: There goes your ride home, sh!tface. (And later…)Alex: Know what I like about Jen? Nothing.
All of It
Alex (while struggling with style sheets): F#cking sh!th@le! F#cking Randall! It always works when he does it! I hate him with all of my hate!
Easy and Long
Sean: … It’s like making webpages, ya know? It’s easy, but it takes a long time. Jen, Alex, Phil: * mocking, non-understanding laughter * Sean: *upset* But, KILLIN’! that’s quick… it’s just disposing of the body that takes time.
Multimedia Strippers?
Alex: Hey Tobin, anything you need in the NMC? Tobin: Hmmm…. not really, maybe a stripper and some beer, but I’d settle for someone to come in and use the damn lab and ask questions.
Married With Scripts
(in threatening Austrian accents) Alex: I love Webmonkey. They taught me how to do Javascript. Sean: Why don’t you marry them? Alex: Maybe I will. Sean: Yes, and you’ll have orangutan children.
BANNER
Sean: Man Banner. BRUCE Banner!
It’s Me, Not You
Response to one of Ado’s emails: Hi. This is the qmail-send program at as.ucsb.edu. I’m afraid I wasn’t able to deliver your message to the following addresses. This is a permanent error; I’ve given up. Sorry it didn’t work out. Ado: I think my email just broke up with me.
16 Shades of Naked
There ain’t nothin’ in the world like 16 color porn. -Sean