Wes: Says who? I make the rules.
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Christy
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Christy
Andy: How long have you skiied?
Wes: Since I was 15.
Sean: So for about a year and a half? -
Lambert
Josh: it would be nice if the other speaker worked
Sean: it’s full of heroinNote: the speaker is actually not filled with heroin
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Christy
Wes: Hey, hand me the Phillips. [screwdriver]
Andy: Don’t call me Phil. You can call me Lips all you want. -
Anonymous
Christy: i don’t believe in human contact. that’s why i work in a computer lab.
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Anonymous
Anonymous: Oh yeah. It’s time to put the beast back in bestiality.
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Christy
Mike: Smells like sandwich over here… maybe it’s my new cologne…Sandwich.
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Sean
Josh: I gots more Mafia connections than Don Knotts!
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Mikeo
Christy: I hate to admit it, but I’m begining to like PageMill…
Mike: My God, they got you too! -
Christy
Kashyap: Okay all you geeks. I got someone out in the labs who wants to take a two dimensional object and make it 3-D. Is there an easy way to do that?
Christy: Tell her to cross her eyes. -
Anonymous
Debbie: What do you think about Brazilian nuts?
Christy: I don’t know. I never had a Brazilian. -
Sean
“What’d you guys do with the MCL?” – A confused and deeply concerned user.
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Sean
Sean: Christy, a wise man once told me you won’t find Utopia at the UNIX prompt.
Anonymous: Your wise men suck ass. -
Christy
Sean: Do you think a moth would set off the sensors?… cuz I had to kill one the other night just to make sure.
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Sean
Sean: We should have a contest here at the IC. Give prizes to the tallest and shortest consultants.
David D.: What kind of prizes?
Sean: We can buy the shortest person some elevator shoes.
David D.: And kick the tallest person in the shins?
Sean: Naturally. -
Mikeo
Ray: Debbie Yip, stop trying to be hip.
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Anonymous
Gimp, Gimp, Gimp, Gimp, Gimp, Gimp, Gimp, Gimp, Gimp, Gimp, Gimp, Gimp,
Gimp, Gimp, Gimp, Gimp, Gimp, Gimp, Gimp, Gimp, Gimp, Gimp, Gimp, Gimp,
Gimp, Gimp, Gimp, Gimp, Gimp, Gimp, Gimp, Gimp, Gimp, Gimp, Gimp, Gimp,
Gimp, Gimp, Gimp, Gimp, Gimp, Gimp, Gimp, Gimp, Gimp, Gimp, Gimp, Gimp,
Gimp, Gimp, Gimp, Gimp, Gimp, Gimp, Gimp, Gimp, Gimp, Gimp, Gimp, Gimp,
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Christy
Andy (to Christy): Why red? Why you like red so much…you a commie?
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Christy
Sean: Yup. Eunuchs are coming back in a big way.
Mike: …Isn’t that what the new Mac OS is based on?
Sean: You mean UNIX? -
Christy
Josh: Where’s the line drawn between attraction and sexual harrassment?
Christy: When you drool on them.
Mike: Yeah, now that’s love. -
Sean
HIKE QUOTES:
Kashyap: (lagging behind) If they clap when we get back I’m gonna kick their ass.
Christy: (tripping up the path) I can’t laugh and hike at the same time!
Mike: You need to learn to multitask.Are you thristy yet?
-Alex’s sign, found by Christy of all peopleNo! Don’t go upstream!
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Christy
Debbie: (playing with the dirty yucky slug) God, I almost want to eat this stuff…just to taste it….Has anyone TRIED to wash this? (then she proceeded to make it dance.)
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Christy
I like cheese that tastes like ass.
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Christy
I heard a rumor that you’re pure evil…is this true?
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Christy
There ain’t nothin’ in the world like 16 color porn.
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Christy
I think women get into psych because they have some fundamental pathology they think they can solve themselves. (points at Christy) Case in point.
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Christy
This is all in my head you realize. This isn’t real.
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Anonymous
Sometimes I wish I wore diapers. — Christy
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Christy
That is the ultimate in not wanting to get out of your damn chair…Damn, you’re lazy. – Sean (to Christy)
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Anonymous
(excerpt from the critically acclaimed short, “NeXT Storage: The Velvet Underbelly”)
Sean: You were sitting on the beach. Reading?
Christy: Well, yes. I was searching for the intellectual short beachgoer…
(time passes)
Christy: He was suckling the child to his womb.
Sean: So then he was kind to small children? Wait. That’s disgusting!-Anonymous
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