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    Wes: Says who? I make the rules.

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      Posted by: Christy 2:45 pm on December 18, 1998 | Tags: leader,   

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    Andy: How long have you skiied?
    Wes: Since I was 15.
    Sean: So for about a year and a half?

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      Posted by: Christy 11:47 am on December 17, 1998 | Tags: youngun   

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    Josh: it would be nice if the other speaker worked
    Sean: it’s full of heroin

    Note: the speaker is actually not filled with heroin

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      Posted by: Lambert 1:41 am on December 14, 1998 | Tags: drugs   

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    Wes: Hey, hand me the Phillips. [screwdriver]
    Andy: Don’t call me Phil. You can call me Lips all you want.

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      Posted by: Christy 5:48 pm on December 2, 1998 | Tags: lips   

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    Christy: i don’t believe in human contact. that’s why i work in a computer lab.

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      Posted by: Anonymous 8:25 pm on November 27, 1998 | Tags: computers,   

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    Anonymous: Oh yeah. It’s time to put the beast back in bestiality.

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      Posted by: Anonymous 4:24 pm on November 19, 1998 | Tags:   

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    Mike: Smells like sandwich over here… maybe it’s my new cologne…Sandwich.

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      Posted by: Christy 2:49 pm on November 14, 1998 | Tags: cologne   

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    Josh: I gots more Mafia connections than Don Knotts!

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      Posted by: Sean 7:07 am on November 10, 1998 | Tags: mafia,   

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    Christy: I hate to admit it, but I’m begining to like PageMill…
    Mike: My God, they got you too!

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      Posted by: Mikeo 7:23 pm on November 2, 1998 | Tags: , pagemill   

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    Kashyap: Okay all you geeks. I got someone out in the labs who wants to take a two dimensional object and make it 3-D. Is there an easy way to do that?
    Christy: Tell her to cross her eyes.

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      Posted by: Christy 10:51 am on October 30, 1998 | Tags:   

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    Debbie: What do you think about Brazilian nuts?
    Christy: I don’t know.  I never had a Brazilian.

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      Posted by: Anonymous 10:26 pm on October 24, 1998 | Tags:   

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    “What’d you guys do with the MCL?” – A confused and deeply concerned user.

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      Posted by: Sean 12:08 pm on October 18, 1998 | Tags: murder   

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    Sean: Christy, a wise man once told me you won’t find Utopia at the UNIX prompt.
    Anonymous: Your wise men suck ass.

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      Posted by: Sean 2:09 pm on October 9, 1998 | Tags: ,   

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    Sean: Do you think a moth would set off the sensors?… cuz I had to kill one the other night just to make sure.

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      Posted by: Christy 2:52 pm on October 1, 1998 | Tags: bug ninja   

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    Sean: We should have a contest here at the IC.  Give prizes to the tallest and shortest consultants.
    David D.: What kind of prizes?
    Sean: We can buy the shortest person some elevator shoes.
    David D.: And kick the tallest person in the shins?
    Sean: Naturally.

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      Posted by: Sean 4:10 pm on September 30, 1998 | Tags: prizes, , workplaces   

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    Ray:  Debbie Yip, stop trying to be hip.

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      Posted by: Mikeo 2:25 pm on September 28, 1998 | Tags:   

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    Gimp, Gimp, Gimp, Gimp, Gimp, Gimp, Gimp, Gimp, Gimp, Gimp, Gimp, Gimp,
    Gimp, Gimp, Gimp, Gimp, Gimp, Gimp, Gimp, Gimp, Gimp, Gimp, Gimp, Gimp,
    Gimp, Gimp, Gimp, Gimp, Gimp, Gimp, Gimp, Gimp, Gimp, Gimp, Gimp, Gimp,
    Gimp, Gimp, Gimp, Gimp, Gimp, Gimp, Gimp, Gimp, Gimp, Gimp, Gimp, Gimp,
    Gimp, Gimp, Gimp, Gimp, Gimp, Gimp, Gimp, Gimp, Gimp, Gimp, Gimp, Gimp,
    —Christy

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      Posted by: Anonymous 11:27 am on September 1, 1998 | Tags: gimp   

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    Andy (to Christy): Why red? Why you like red so much…you a commie?

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      Posted by: Christy 2:53 pm on August 30, 1998 | Tags:   

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    Sean: Yup. Eunuchs are coming back in a big way.
    Mike: …Isn’t that what the new Mac OS is based on?
    Sean: You mean UNIX?

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      Posted by: Christy 12:54 pm on August 25, 1998 | Tags: neuter,   

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    Josh: Where’s the line drawn between attraction and sexual harrassment?
    Christy: When you drool on them.
    Mike: Yeah, now that’s love.

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      Posted by: Christy 2:55 pm on August 19, 1998 | Tags: rules of attraction   

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    HIKE QUOTES:

    Kashyap: (lagging behind) If they clap when we get back I’m gonna kick their ass.

    Christy: (tripping up the path) I can’t laugh and hike at the same time!
    Mike: You need to learn to multitask.

    Are you thristy yet?
    -Alex’s sign, found by Christy of all people

    No! Don’t go upstream!
    -Everybody (minus one)

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      Posted by: Sean 9:12 am on August 12, 1998 | Tags: hike, ,   

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    Debbie: (playing with the dirty yucky slug) God, I almost want to eat this stuff…just to taste it….Has anyone TRIED to wash this? (then she proceeded to make it dance.)

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      Posted by: Christy 6:58 pm on August 3, 1998 | Tags: inedible, slugs   

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    I like cheese that tastes like ass.
    -Debbie

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      Posted by: Christy 3:00 pm on July 28, 1998 | Tags:   

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    I heard a rumor that you’re pure evil…is this true?
    -Sean

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      Posted by: Christy 3:01 pm on July 26, 1998 | Tags: pure evil   

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    There ain’t nothin’ in the world like 16 color porn.
    -Sean

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      Posted by: Christy 12:02 pm on July 25, 1998 | Tags: ,   

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    I think women get into psych because they have some fundamental pathology they think they can solve themselves. (points at Christy) Case in point.
    -Matt D.

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      Posted by: Christy 3:03 pm on July 19, 1998 | Tags: psych   

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    This is all in my head you realize. This isn’t real.
    -Andy

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      Posted by: Christy 3:04 pm on July 15, 1998 | Tags: reality   

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    Sometimes I wish I wore diapers. — Christy

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      Posted by: Anonymous 5:28 pm on July 12, 1998 | Tags: diapers,   

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    That is the ultimate in not wanting to get out of your damn chair…Damn, you’re lazy.  – Sean (to Christy)

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      Posted by: Christy 10:05 pm on July 10, 1998 | Tags: slackers   

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    (excerpt from the critically acclaimed short, “NeXT Storage: The Velvet Underbelly”)

    Sean: You were sitting on the beach. Reading?
    Christy: Well, yes. I was searching for the intellectual short beachgoer…
    (time passes)
    Christy: He was suckling the child to his womb.
    Sean: So then he was kind to small children? Wait. That’s disgusting!

    -Anonymous

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      Posted by: Anonymous 11:29 pm on July 1, 1998 | Tags: , story   

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