Coworker 1: Chicks dig C++.
Coworker 2: Not C, though.
1: Not C?
2: No way, man. C’s just…*shrugs*. But C++ is like, ninja shit.
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Jen
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Sean
Shasta: So I was reading the cover of Network Magazine the other day..
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Sean
(Sean puts on a Mac OS X t-shirt that prominently displays a big blue X)
Jess: Hey look, X marks the geek!
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Sean
(around lunchtime, in two different locations)
alex: man i’m so hungry
sean: so hungry you’re hungy eh. i should make me a samich
alex: then feed it to me
sean: my cable modem does not support the food protocol
alex: stupid cox.
alex: i ate a pizza over dsl the other day
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Stevem
SMcGheek: randall is one big nerd: http://www.isber.ucsb.edu/~randall/l400/
SMcGheek: he got that computer today.
JenRHock: randalls such a big nerd, even I wanna beat him up and take his lunch money.
SMcGheek: well put
SMcGheek: i might have to quote you on that
JenRHock: thats fine. that nerd compiled his own custom kernel.
JenRHock: he should be warned the beating is coming. 😉
SMcGheek: but somehow cant seem to make a link to show it off. lame nerd.
JenRHock: his nerdness has no staying power.
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Jen
Narfa5 (2:46:57 PM): stupid physics lab
Narfa5 (2:47:07 PM): it hates me and i hate it more
JenRHock (2:57:05 PM): i hate you too.
Narfa5 (2:57:38 PM): i think you and physics lab would get along well
JenRHock (2:58:46 PM): we should have babies.
Narfa5 (2:59:03 PM): mmm…little vectors
Narfa5 (2:59:42 PM): you could throw them off cliffs and they’d tell you what their velocity was at the time of impact
JenRHock (3:00:05 PM): you’d be a wonderful mother. -
Stevem
rehren: i’ll install it after work.
rehren: i have the cd in my pocket
SMcGheek: hah. ok.
SMcGheek: just walkin around with software on you, eh?
rehren: always -
Stevem
rehren: handy down parts suck.
SMcGheek: its hand-me down.
rehren: oh.[later]
stevem@redigital:[~] % e “randall said you said you’d go if we went” | al
Message from bushwacker@redigital.org on ttyp1 at 15:22 …
randall also said ‘handy downs’
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Stevem
rehren: k. ftp only access he has.
SMcGheek: thanks yoda.
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Alex
alex: does anyone here claim to know eudora well?
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Jen
(Andy walks in out of the rain.)
Andy: Can you toss me a rag?
(Jennifer tosses him a rag.)
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Alex
Randall: Digital Unix? It’s not american.
Alex: No, it’s digital. From digitania.
Wes: Huh, what are the people from there called?
Randall: *matter of fact* Digits!
Lopaka
Wes:Â Someone is going to send you an email.
Lopaka:Â Who?
Wes:Â What does this command do? (writing on whiteboard) grep –> quotes.html
Lopaka: Oh sh!t. He erased the quotes page!!!!
Jen
Alex: “Dark khaki” sounds stupid.
Sean: It has a hex value: DDB76B.
Jen: DFB33B (flustered)…f#ck!
Sean: Sorry, you can’t code for “f#ck”.
Alex: Yeah, and I would make my background color “f#ck”. (Jennifer falls down on the floor dying of coke burns…see below.)
Sean: Yes, and it would induce orgasm on page loading.
Jen
Alex: Do you care about me, Sean?
Sean: No one cares about your silly-a$$ style sheets.
Alex: There goes your ride home, sh!tface.
(And later…)Alex: Know what I like about Jen? Nothing.
Jen
Alex (while struggling with style sheets): F#cking sh!th@le!
F#cking Randall! It always works when he does it! I hate him with all of my hate!
Alex
Sean: … It’s like making webpages, ya know? It’s easy, but it takes a long time.
Jen, Alex, Phil: * mocking, non-understanding laughter *
Sean: *upset* But, KILLIN’! that’s quick… it’s just disposing of the body that takes time.
Alex
Alex: Hey Tobin, anything you need in the NMC?
Tobin: Hmmm…. not really, maybe a stripper and some beer, but I’d settle for someone to come in and use the damn lab and ask questions.
Jen
(in threatening Austrian accents)
Alex: I love Webmonkey. They taught me how to do Javascript.
Sean: Why don’t you marry them?
Alex: Maybe I will.
Sean: Yes, and you’ll have orangutan children.
Jen
Sean: Man Banner. BRUCE Banner!
Alex
Response to one of Ado’s emails:Â Hi. This is the qmail-send program at as.ucsb.edu. I’m afraid I wasn’t able to deliver your message to the following addresses. This is a permanent error; I’ve given up. Sorry it didn’t work out.
Ado: I think my email just broke up with me.
Christy
There ain’t nothin’ in the world like 16 color porn.
-Sean
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