Christy: I should go home and eat.
Jennifer: Eating’s overrated. (as she stuffs a large handful of buttery popcorn into her mouth)
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Christy
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Alex
Randall: Wait, how am I dead? Wait.
Spectators: She shot you!
(Christy begins firing and approaching Randall)
Randall: Wait.
Randall: WAIT!
Randall: WAIT WAIT WAIT WAIT WAIT!!!! (Turns and flees screaming like a little girl) -
Jen
Alex: I know how to stroke.
Christy: Your mama taught you that.
Alex: You taught me that! You sat me down and taught me how to stroke an image. -
Anonymous
Naseem: I don’t cost any money.
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Mikeo
Mike: Josh is a hit with all the blind women.
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Sean
Christy (walking to her chair while talking): I’m brilliant!
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Jen
Sean (to Wes): Can you have one meal where you don’t have mayonnaise on your face?
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Jen
Josh: Sean, do you personify yourself through Mr. Happy?
Sean: No….
Jennifer: Does that mean Sean has an ass button?
(A few minutes later.)
Sean:I don’t have an ass button. Mr. Happy doesn’t have an ass button.
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Lambert
Jennifer: He wants me to solve all his problems like I’m the Fortran Fairy or something…
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Christy
Christy and Sean on checking out CD’s to users
Christy: Usually we take the driver’s license … First born child…
Sean: Yeeeess. I’ve seen the baby bin. -
Christy
Sean: I have my slinky. I don’t need you people.
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Lambert
Sean: Mr. Happy is a naked ballerina.
[awkward pause]
Sean: What? He is… -
Sean
I was adjusting my package.
{shakes her hips}
I’m so good at it! Everyone should have a skill.
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Mikeo
Kash: You’re always last choice…
Christine: …I’m not even sloppy seconds. -
Jen
Sean: I don’t think I’ve ever made baby Jesus cry. But I’ve tried. Oh, how I’ve tried.
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Sean
Christy: Ew! There’s hair in my private time soda!
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Jen
Wes: Hey, if you dangle a little shiny object in front of me, I’m there.
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Wes
Sean: Christy, we can never get you one of those stress relief balls because you would break it and get stress juice all over the place.
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Christy
Phil: Sean, do you want to answer some Mac questions?
Sean: More than ever…
Wes: Hey, he was answering some here! -
Jen
Jennifer: So, you’ve spent an entire day trying to make something work, and it still sucks.
Mike: That’s my job. -
Jen
Josh: I’m my own bitch
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Jen
Mika: It’s not like when my mom and dad had sex and my dad hacked off my mom’s arm.
Steve: Goodnight! -
Christy
Christy: He was kind of like lab. We experimented frequently.
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Anonymous
Christine- I recognize you by the shape of your chest.
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Josh
Josh (to Naseem) – What are you up to right now?
Naseem – (pause) Kash…..
Phil – You’re up to Kash?? blink blink
Sean – What does that mean?
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Jen
Mike: Sometimes on heavy mousing days, I switch hands to give my wrist a rest.
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Billy
Debbie looking through access cards
Debbie: I just need an Asian female. -
Lopaka
Sean giving SC advice to Billy
Sean: Let your consultants think you know everything. If there is something you don’t know, just say it’s broken. -
Christy
Sean: (to Wess as he attacks Christy without provocation) Is this what they taught you in combat? Find the nearest girl and pick a fight? Then your self-esteem will be sky high and you’ll be ready to fight the Iraqis.
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Lambert
Christy: “I’m doing you… pay attention to me!”
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