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  • Jen 10:37 pm on October 1, 1999 Permalink | Reply
    Tags: smooth   

    Randall (while calling to cover a shift): Uh…yes…can I speak to….hang on a sec…(tries to figure out which consultant he’s calling)…wait…(hangs up and bursts into hysterical laughter)

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  • Jen 11:38 pm on September 29, 1999 Permalink | Reply
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    Sean (age 22): How do you spell “senile”?

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  • Alex 3:00 pm on September 25, 1999 Permalink | Reply
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    Randall: I go to Raging Waters every other friday to relieve myself

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  • Charlyb 9:42 am on September 22, 1999 Permalink | Reply
    Tags: spidar   

    Alex:  I’ve got spider radar, I’ve got spi-dar.

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  • Mika 7:30 pm on September 20, 1999 Permalink | Reply
    Tags: alarming, clumsy   

    Jen: I fall down… with alarming frequency.

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  • Phil 9:12 am on September 20, 1999 Permalink | Reply
    Tags: , netstation,   

    Billy:  Hey, that rhymes!  Netstation location; what’s your function.  That should go in the quotes page.

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  • Sean 7:00 pm on September 5, 1999 Permalink | Reply
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    Jennifer: I wouldn’t force any leprechaun on anyone until they were drunk and passed out on the floor.

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  • Lora 9:36 am on September 3, 1999 Permalink | Reply
    Tags: self love   

    Lora: You lose when you touch yourself.
    Billy: Yeah, it’s not good to touch yourself.

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  • Stevem 9:06 pm on August 22, 1999 Permalink | Reply
    Tags: bowling, cheating   

    AT Rock’n Bowl:

    Steve: I dont want to win, ive already seen [6th sense], but i entered twice..
    Billy: Yeah, well i entered three times, im gonna win!
    <Over the loudspeaker>
    The winner… Billy Barker!
    –billy goes and gets prize–
    <The next winner is… Billy Barker? … Cheater! Now you dont get the prize.>
    Billy: Hey. Screw.
    …later that night…
    <Lets get another big winner… Billy Barker?? Whats with this guy?>
    Steve: Thats a cryin’ damn shame.

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  • Phil 1:44 pm on August 17, 1999 Permalink | Reply
    Tags: clothes optional   

    Alex: I’m impartial to dressing.

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  • Alex 8:01 pm on August 3, 1999 Permalink | Reply
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    Phil: It’s cool, unless you start staring at red lights all night long.
    Sean: Cause that means you’re at a whorehouse!

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  • Phil 7:13 pm on August 2, 1999 Permalink | Reply
    Tags: compromise, kicking, summer   

    Jennifer: Kick him in the head.  That’ll learn him.
    (and later:)
    Is nobody saying any self compromising comments this summer? Not even Sean?

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  • Phil 1:13 pm on July 28, 1999 Permalink | Reply
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    Alex: I’ve gone into kill mode again.
    Phil: And how does that make you feel Alex?
    Alex: Fantastic.

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  • Alex 11:04 am on July 22, 1999 Permalink | Reply
    Tags: ,   

    Lora: Could you date someone of below average attractiveness?
    Ado: Look, either you’re attracted to someone, or you aren’t!
    Billy: Wellllll, it depends on how much money they have.

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  • Charlyb 8:39 pm on July 5, 1999 Permalink | Reply
    Tags: gender bending   

    Phil: I like the mascara.

    Alex: It suits you.

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  • Phil 9:33 am on July 2, 1999 Permalink | Reply
    Tags: stomach   

    Sean: It’s always better to eat on a full stomach. (pause) Sh!t.

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  • Alex 4:06 pm on July 1, 1999 Permalink | Reply
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    Response to one of Ado’s emails:  Hi. This is the qmail-send program at as.ucsb.edu. I’m afraid I wasn’t able to deliver your message to the following addresses. This is a permanent error; I’ve given up. Sorry it didn’t work out.

    Ado: I think my email just broke up with me.

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  • Stevem 10:55 am on June 28, 1999 Permalink | Reply
    Tags: spooning   

    Billy: Phil, you missed it last night, Sean taught Alex how to spoon.

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  • Jen 4:39 pm on June 24, 1999 Permalink | Reply
    Tags: , fun dip,   

    Sean: I would never try to pressure you into opening up your Fun Dip.
    (Regarding the tasty tasty sugary snack pack, of course.)

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  • Sean 10:02 pm on June 21, 1999 Permalink | Reply
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    Christine: (pulling on Billy’s keychain) Hey look….his pants are alive!

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  • Lambert 12:35 pm on June 21, 1999 Permalink | Reply
    Tags: academics   

    Christy: “I’m graduated.  Like a cylinder.”

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  • Sean 4:02 pm on June 18, 1999 Permalink | Reply
    Tags: , special   

    Jennifer (to Wes about Christy): “Good thing you stopped her. She was about to feel special all over the office.”

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  • Alex 12:07 pm on June 18, 1999 Permalink | Reply
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    Ado: Doo doo doo, Monkey Brains, Monkey Brains…. Never has anything looked so gross but tasted soooo good.

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  • Stevem 11:08 pm on June 15, 1999 Permalink | Reply
    Tags: , puberty   

    Billy at Carrow’s: “Look everyone, i can make the snake grow.”

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  • Christy 2:31 pm on June 3, 1999 Permalink | Reply
    Tags: , scary writing   

    Sean: Yes I write all my letters from the bottom up. It’s freakish. If you saw me writing on a chalkboard you’d laugh. Just like my physics class.
    But they learned. (throws Mr. Happy at the floor demonically)

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  • Alex 11:08 am on June 1, 1999 Permalink | Reply
    Tags: , party   

    (as the pager beeps)
    Billy: Ah yes, and the party begins in my pants.

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  • Christy 5:32 pm on May 30, 1999 Permalink | Reply
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    Wes: I didn’t really like it [The Usual Suspects].
    Sean: It won best screenplay bitch.

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  • Stevem 11:09 am on May 20, 1999 Permalink | Reply
    Tags: robots   

    Phil:  “The only reason I’m in ECE is because I had that robotic arm”

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  • Sean 1:03 am on May 17, 1999 Permalink | Reply
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    Alex: “Hey, my butt’s kinda jiggley” {he glances at his rear}

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  • Christy 9:13 am on May 10, 1999 Permalink | Reply
    Tags: cooties, germs   

    (Referring to Wes’s chair)
    Christy: See, now you’re starting to sound like him … it’s the chair.
    Sean: I should disinfect this thing before I sit down.
    Christy: Ew. It’s got cooties.

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