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Hick Teachers?
(regarding simile) Wes: I never had any hick relatives growing up, so I didn’t learn these things like Sean. Sean: What, like English?
Swift Words
Wes: This chick’s not the swiftest branch on the tree. Sean: What does THAT mean? Wes: Not the smoothest goblin on the church. Not the spikiest mace in the dungeon. Not the sharpest spike on your track shoes. (a short time later…) Wes: Ok, maybe it doesn’t make a whole lotta sense when you read …
Awesome Power Moves Too
Christine: the cutest pokemon is called Scrotum
Lab Player
Naseem: I’m the most action this lab has ever seen.
Pass Times
Sean: When you can hear the ocean, that means you’re no longer connected to RBT. Alex: It also means you’re drowning. Sean: Which is less of a concern.
Now, Dead Babies…
(While enduring a long, silent wait on RBT.) Jen: Should I hang up and call again? Sean and Alex: NO! Alex: That’s not even funny to joke about.
Best I Can Do
Sean: Oh, yeah, you’re my friend. Now I’ll kill you fast, instead of slow.
Ooh, Hard to Get
Alex: I hear female voices Wes: I like females!!!! Jen: *sheepishly turns away and leaves with fear in her eyes*
That’s My Job
Sean: Don’t bite stumpy!
Says So on the Box
Jen: whoa, those are masturbationarific!
Thunder Down Under
Wes: I can make thunder under my desk.
Shoe Fetish Beginnings
Alex: Is it possible to fall in love with something you’ve worn on your feet? Cause that’s what I’m feeling right now.
Split Greetings
Jen: tell [Jen] that I said hello. Alex: ok, Jen says hello… that was weird. Jen: you’re telling us!
Seldom Sour
Andy: A piece of ass is always sweet.
Self Involved
Christy: I might go to the play by myself. Sean: You can’t go to a play with yourself. I mean, what would the two of you talk about? Christy: ummm, me.
Multimedia Strippers?
Alex: Hey Tobin, anything you need in the NMC? Tobin: Hmmm…. not really, maybe a stripper and some beer, but I’d settle for someone to come in and use the damn lab and ask questions.
Cat Secrets?
Sean: secrets secrets…places and things. fun with yarn, fun with string. Alex: *blank stare* Sean: I made that up.
Numbers Can Be Sexy
Sean: Meet me in the alley. Wear something slinky. Jen: What do you think I DO there? Sean: Web stuff…well, econ people are repressed, aren’t they?
Or a Muppet
Alex: When Sean types he moves his head and his mouth a lot. Christy: That’s cause he’s a puppet.
Micks?
Sean: Pick-Up-Stix… Chicks-With-uhh that’s not a good rhyme.
It’s Shiny
Christy: Look at this document I made today, isn’t it interesting? Sean: Yes, if that was hanging in the air, I’d definitely pay attention to that, as opposed to the air. *smug smile*
Big Heads
Alex: Josh stretched my sunglasses out when he put them on his big head.
Married With Scripts
(in threatening Austrian accents) Alex: I love Webmonkey. They taught me how to do Javascript. Sean: Why don’t you marry them? Alex: Maybe I will. Sean: Yes, and you’ll have orangutan children.
Common Bonds
Alex: I’m not a smart man. Jen: mmm, me neither.
They’ll Fling Poop
Christine: Our children will be like little monkeys. We’ll name them after ic staff. Ya know, like Seannifer. Or maybe Stevilly.
Fresh Paper
Tobin: I thought I needed more paper but everything’s under control now. I went out into the courtyard and cut a tree down. False alarm.
Illiterate Rabbit
Randall: What’s with this “little bunny foo foo?” Becca: You know. “Little bunny foo foo, hopping through the forest…” Randall: Ohh. I wasn’t read to as a child.
Still in the Office
Sean: Where am I? Jen and Alex: *blank stares* Sean: Oh yeah, I’m in the office.
Mess Maker
Alex: Teriyaki makes me messy. Sean: I thought everything made you messy. (and later…) Alex: If I would think for about two seconds, I might not be on the quotes page so often…quit giggling!