Sean tells Alex about a segment on Dateline NBC about a kid who was born a boy but raised a girl because his circumcision was botched. Sean: [continued]…hehe, that was the title. Alex: it was called “hehe”? Alex: that’s cruel. Sean: it was called “neener neener neener you don’t gotta weener”
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Robin the Player
Sean: cuz gee willickers batman, we shouldn’t have to think hard before we have lunch and screw some groupies
They’re a Lovely People
Randall: Digital Unix? It’s not american. Alex: No, it’s digital. From digitania. Wes: Huh, what are the people from there called? Randall: *matter of fact* Digits!
Unix Danger
Wes: Someone is going to send you an email. Lopaka: Who? Wes: What does this command do? (writing on whiteboard) grep –> quotes.html Lopaka: Oh sh!t. He erased the quotes page!!!!
Wanna Shake my Hand?
Tobin: I just got that sudden urge to go play with my poop again.
It’s All in the Marketing
Tobin: Of all the things that are hard to sell, I don’t think sex is one of them Jen: I’ve had some difficulty….
I’m Totally Listening
Alex: You ever have an event in life the aftermath of which gives you the ability to relate to sappy sad 80’s songs? Tobin: Yeah…. Tobin: I have no idea what you’re talking about right now.
Lifestyle Choices
Alex: … anyway, I used to think that girl was really cute when I watched that show. Christy: Well I used to think that too, until I decided that I wasn’t a lesbian. Alex: That must have been a hard choice to make. Sean: Yes, but we all have to make that decision at some …
I’m on a Contract
overheard while walking to phelps girl: no, sorry, i cant. i have to help my ex-boyfriend wax his chest.
And Speedy
Sean, while wearing black clothes, hockey skates and a ski mask: “This is what’s called my friendly look. I think it says ‘Hey, I’m approachable.’”
Multitasking Woes
Alex: I could be downloading some serious porn right now if it weren’t for all these damn AIM conversations.
That Ass Must Itch
Sean (reading upsetting new additions to quotes page): Let’s see… a couple fucks, a few shits, and a silly ass in a pear tree.
Hex Sex
Alex: “Dark khaki” sounds stupid. Sean: It has a hex value: DDB76B. Jen: DFB33B (flustered)…f#ck! Sean: Sorry, you can’t code for “f#ck”. Alex: Yeah, and I would make my background color “f#ck”. (Jennifer falls down on the floor dying of coke burns…see below.) Sean: Yes, and it would induce orgasm on page loading.
I Was Promised Fucking!
Jen: !’m n0t g0ing to be d0wn there f0r g@$ping @nd n0 fucking!
Gasping
Jen: I was drinking coke – *gasp* – and then I was laughing – *gasp* – and then the coke was in my throat – *gasp* – and then the coke started going back up my throat – *gasp* – and then I had to lie on the ground and try to make it go …
CSS Mistress
Alex: Do you care about me, Sean? Sean: No one cares about your silly-a$$ style sheets. Alex: There goes your ride home, sh!tface. (And later…)Alex: Know what I like about Jen? Nothing.
All of It
Alex (while struggling with style sheets): F#cking sh!th@le! F#cking Randall! It always works when he does it! I hate him with all of my hate!
Short Fuse
Sean: I fail to see what that has to do with anything. Alex: Why don’t you shut the f#ck up?!? Ever think of THAT, jerkwad?
Nuns Had it Coming
Jen: but would I be a bad person? Alex: no. you’ll have to do better than that. Jen: um….I recently robbed and pillaged a nunnery, and after I turned the nuns out completely nude, and sold the nunnery to a chain of grocery stores. Jen: “St. Albertsons” Alex: that’s pretty good, but still far too …
Scottish Roulette
Alex: You can’t play Russian Roulette with a cap gun, Sean. Sean: SURE you can, you just go deaf.
Presentation Skillz
Sean: Hello, this is professor klumfudder. i would like to file a complaint about one of your student presentors for my class. i think his name was Tommy Square or something. the point is, he came into the presentation stinking ass drunk. he slurred his speech, and when one of my students asked what your …
Were We Drunk?
Tod’s Fairwell Dinner – The little yellow sheet (all of these comments were written over the course of Tod’s dinner by the various people in attendence. since none of them are labeled, they are completely anonymous) For a good time call 571-7557 (phil’s # during the summer) I am an alien taken this paper form. …
So Logical
Sean: If I were immortal, I’d become the best skater in the world cause I wouldn’t spend time doing anything else. Alex: Where would you get money to live? Sean: Dude, I’d be immortal. You don’t see any poor immortals around, do you?! Alex: I don’t…. immortals…. I….
So Pissed
Sean (on being a sappy person in a bad mood): And I’m pissed off… that there aren’t more butterflies in the world, damnit!
Easy and Long
Sean: … It’s like making webpages, ya know? It’s easy, but it takes a long time. Jen, Alex, Phil: * mocking, non-understanding laughter * Sean: *upset* But, KILLIN’! that’s quick… it’s just disposing of the body that takes time.
Messy Eaters
Alex: I don’t want the frosting to get on the napkin. Jen: I don’t care where it goes as long as it ends up in my mouth at some point.
That’s a lot of Twinkle
(after andy claimed he was responsible for the pearl harbor attack, coincidentally (sp?) on his birthday) Wes: Andy, you weren’t even a twinkle in someone’s twinkle then!
Saving Time
(this happens everyday, at 3 million words per second) Andy: Hilloo-thisiz-indy translation: Hello this is Andy
Tobin’s Digest
Tobin: This is Tobin’s stomach, if you don’t give him a break soon I’m going to start digesting him, and you’re next, tough guy!
And the Left Nipple?
Christy: There’s nothing wrong with nipple. Steve: Nope. In fact, there’s something quite RIGHT with it.